Is it still considered cannibalism if I ask for permission?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word LISP to have an S in it?

If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Isn't it a little unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Whats another word for thesaurus?

Why do drive up ATM's have braile on them?

Can I eat you?

I'm going to cut off all your skin and make a body suit out of it for myself to wear.

God Damn Mother Fucking Pregnant Anorexic Whore

:DD: XD (>-_-)> *_* whore