i'm Simon, i'm hyper, i'm blunt, i'm friendly, i'm easily distracted, i never sleep, i'm in love, i dig bright colors, i play basketball like crazy, my bike is the greatest bike ever, i HATE meth users, i read Russian horror, no one is cooler than eyeore

now, i hate being negative, but it has to stop. DO NOT:
- ask me to get you something off your wishlist
- ask me how many credits i have
- ask me to give you credits